ATTENTION CITIZENS:
I, Wingman, am about to make your dreams come true.
That’s assuming, of course, that your dreams involve fighting alongside this city’s greatest superhero (me (Wingman)) against every specimen of villainy this city has to offer.
(Of course they do.)
Flock to my backyard to audition for the Super Team that will take crime by storm and turn this fair city into a lawlessnessless utopia.
—Signed Wingman.
I'm sure there will lots of superheroes to choose from, Wingman. Um, I do have to give you a heads up, though. I just found out that the super villains are also holding auditions down at the community center.
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