I'm surprised Irwin let me know the mailman had delivered the mail so that I could trudge out to retreive it. I see here on last month's statement that someone has been using my charge card again for his advertising stunts, and a few other little 'extras.' It's not enough that I still feed him, house him, and keep his 'uniform' clean and in good repair, obviously Mr. Wingman has a few bats in his bellfrey thinking I am also his personal ATM machine. Don't get me wrong, I love him dearly, but he has got to realize the whole world does not revolve around him. It's bad enough that mine does. Oh God, that puts me in the same group as little Baldie. Oh crap is right.

Gosh I hope I get into their team!!!! I have know idea who that guy in the goofy green Robin Hood looking costume was but I have more of a right to be at Wingman's side that he does. We're family for cryin' out loud!!! 

 

I’m pleased to announce that the auditions were a complete success. I feel I’ve seen some of the best that the city has to offer. It does my heart good to see how I’ve been able to serve as an inspiration to so many. Let no one dissuade you from pursuing the highest of aspirations: crime-fighting! This fair city needs heroes.

However. This fair city already has all the heroes it needs. Me, Wingman. After considering thought, I have decided to reject all applicants. I’ve always been more than enough hero to go around.

The whole audition thing was mainly Peregrine Falcon’s idea, anyway. I think.

Evil beware. Wingman is still back on the job again.

 

—Signed Wingman.

Episode 4, "The Alliance of Justice" airs Thursday, and it is not to be missed. It is very funny and introduces Splash and The Jester, who return in later episodes. Peregrine Falcon says it is the best episode yet and Wingman says it is a brilliant piece of... art, I believe he said. Go to www.parkinglotplayers.com/wingman and click on the YouTube icon to watch !

And please leave a comment!!

ATTENTION CITIZENS:

            I, Wingman, am about to make your dreams come true.

            That’s assuming, of course, that your dreams involve fighting alongside this city’s greatest superhero (me (Wingman)) against every specimen of villainy this city has to offer.

            (Of course they do.)

            Flock to my backyard to audition for the Super Team that will take crime by storm and turn this fair city into a lawlessnessless utopia.

           

—Signed Wingman.

Episode 3 airs this Thursday, introducing Wingman and Peregrine Falcon's special hideout, the Man Cave, and the Super Computer therein. Also, Peregrine Falcon has a new neighbor that may put a wrench in the works.

Four people who won't be in the episode are The Fab Four. They're a group a teenage girls I came across with actual super powers (not like Wingman!). Their names are Chanel (super smell), Chace (super speed), Tinsley (super strength), and their ringleader Charisma (super hypnosis), who thinks I'll no whatever she says. What she doesn't know is that I wear earplugs so I won't have to listen to Wingman talk about himself. Well anyway, after a few public humiliations, Wingman has insisted that they end up on the cutting room floor, so you'll have to wait to see what they look like for another time.

Don't forget to check out Episode 3 (and the rest of the episodes and bonus features) at www.parkinglotplayers.com/wingman.php.

I have to go, Peregrine Falcon wants me to fix his make-up for the next scene!

There’s a new team of heroes in town.

Apparently.

They call themselves the Fab Four. I have confirmed that there are, in fact, four of them. Whether or not they are “fab” remains to be seen...

From what I have seen, The Four Superbrats would suit them just as well. Their names are Tinsley, Chanel, Chase, and Charisma. They’ve got genuine super powers: speed, strength, and one of them has some kind of super nose. And their leader, Charisma, has this way of talking that makes you agree with everything she says. I don’t know if there’s a word for that, but it’s absolutely Diabolical.

It’s not all fun and games being a superhero.

I’ll definitely be keeping my eye on them.

 

-Signed Wingman

Super Villains are so hard to work with!

World Premiere of Wingman takes Flight!

It's been a lot of hard work (working with Wingman and the Peregrine Falcon), but so rewarding at the same time. Episode One has finally aired on YouTube, and I couldn't be happier with the immediate response. It almost makes all the practical jokes those two have played on me the past six months seem not as traumatic. Maybe I won't wake up in a cold sweat, screaming, "Please, no, get those spiders off me, Wingman!" or "Peregrine Falcon, please don't throw your boomerang at my head anymore, it really hurts." Well, only time will tell. Enjoy the show.

Go to www.parkinglotplayers.com/wingman and click on YouTube icon to view in HD!