Humble citizens:
I, Wingman, have endured many trying situations in my time as the greatest hero alive. More recently, I single-handedly apprehended every single villain at the Evil Convention of Villains.
But, I fear my breaking point is fast approaching. A diabolical mastermind is weaving a web around me from which there is no escape that I can see... Very, very soon, I, Wingman, will be forced into the most hopeless trap imaginable.
In just a few short weeks, Cheetah Girl and I will be getting married.
At a wedding.
Heaven help me.

—Signed Wingman.

Two Episodes to Go

Wow. Just one more episode before the big season finale! Will Wingman get the autograph back with his true identity on it and how will he get out of marrying Cheetah Girl?

A Gag Reel will follow the season finale.

What drives me to take chances like that?!

Is there some daredevil gene in my DNA, forcing me into outrageously dangerous situations? Is that why I became a superhero? Why I risk my life for the well-being of perfect strangers? Is that what prompted me to sit through The Grey?

When I walked into Peregrine Falcon’s living room to find my mom, Cheetah Girl, and a minister on the couch, I should have turned tail and flown.

But mine is the burden of audacity. Otherworldly, superhuman bravery. And so I remained in the lion’s den (no place for a bird). I came very close to outwitting my adversaries. But in the end, all my birdbrained cunning wasn’t enough. Cheetah Girl outmaneuvered me, and now I stand poised on the brink of my most dangerous undertaking of all time.

Next week is the Annual Evil Convention of Villains. And I, Wingman, will single-handedly infiltrate it, with the help of Peregrine Falcon.

There’s that daredevil gene at work again.

 

—Signed Wingman.

From HYPNOTIST

when i use my nefarious mesmering powers on the unsuspecting prison guards and escape my incarceration, your wingman will rue the day he used trickery to capture me. i will make him cluck like a chicken until he pees blood. no one crosses Hypnotist and leaves unscathed. he will consider the days of living in his moms basement as paradise compared to mind altered hell i will leave him in..... bwa ha ha.


Signed, Hypnotist